London Strip Clubs: Bank Prepares To Leave – Only £5 Notes Left

September 3rd, 2010 | London strip clubs | No comments

Now that the Government’s independent banking commission is looking at reform in the industry, banking giant HSBC has announced that it intends to increasingly replace £20 Notes with the smaller £5 denomination as it runs down stocks of the banknote prior to leaving its London HQ.
Stuart Gulliver, head of the firm’s investment banking division, warned a banking conference of the decision to move out of its London HQ, and it is possible that its on the basis that the Government is looking to rescue the UK from the financial ruins of the Labour Government and the idiot bankers who pilfered the poplulations money away on champagne and strippers.

In associate news; City of London’s commercial estate agents are currently chilling their own champagne as HSBC occupies the largest skyscraper in Canary Wharf, which will earn them a large commission which they can then splash in Stringfellow’s and Spearmint Rhino.

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London Strip Clubs: Alex is busty on her birthday

September 2nd, 2010 | London strip clubs | No comments

ALEXANDRA BURKE looked like DANNY CIPRIANI was the last thing on her mind as she celebrated her birthday in style.
The singer, who turned 22, lapped up the attention at a glitzy affair at Kensington Roof Gardens in London.
“Party time!!!!” she tweeted as she arrived at the exclusive West London venue.
She wore an eye-popping pink dress that put her ample cleavage on full display.
The singer, who famously sang about falling for Bad Boys, was left cold after her snogging partner was caught getting cosy with a former stripper.
I revealed yesterday that the rugby player got up close and personal with X Factor reject AMIE BUCK at London nightclub Vendome.
Alex and Danny, who hooked up earlier this month at Chinawhite nightclub, were flirting up a storm just last weekend at V Festival.

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London Strip Clubs: Study finds quarter of UK lap dancers have degrees

September 2nd, 2010 | London strip clubs | No comments

LONDON |
Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:36pm BST
LONDON (Reuters Life!) – One in four women who works as a lap dancer in Britain has a university degree and the majority of those involved in the industry enjoy their work, earning up to 48,000 pounds ($74,500) a year, academic research has found.
Rather than being pressured or forced into the job, researchers from the University of Leeds discovered that many women had chosen to get into lap dancing for the money or because it fitted in with their main careers.

The study comes as lap dancing clubs in Britain face tighter restrictions following a change in the law by the previous Labour government which gave councils the right to demand that all strip clubs apply for a sex establishment license.

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London Adult Entertainment: Billy the Kid’s Old Timey Oddities and the Ghastly Fiend of London #1

September 2nd, 2010 | London adult entertainment | No comments

The world believes the notorious outlaw Billy the Kid was killed by Pat Garrett, but in reality the Kid is very much alive, the hired gun of Fineas Sproule’s traveling spectacle of biological curiosities–or “freaks,” as Billy calls them. In their latest adventure, Billy and crew confront their most vicious challenge yet: Jack the Ripper!
In London to visit a true Elephant Man, Billy, Sproule, and the company learn about the Whitechapel murders and the fact that disfigured people are being blamed for the killings and targeted for mob justice. As the group applies themselves to the case, Sproule looks for information at every bar in the city, while Billy tags along to drink whisky and flirt with prostitutes at each one-which might be a better way to find the Ripper than he realizes.

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London Adult Entertainment: Coalition cuts amount to ‘war on equality’ says Ken Livingstone

September 2nd, 2010 | London adult entertainment | No comments

London mayoral hopeful Ken Livingstone has accused the government of declaring “a war on equality” as he published a report showing that women in London are paying twice as much as men for the government’s cuts in public spending.

This will include appointing an equalities adviser to work across the GLA, a kite mark for businesses that carry out equal pay audits and a drive to reduce prostitution and sex trafficking in the runup to the Olympics.
King, a former MP for Bethnal Green and Bow, said: “There’s a mountain of evidence to show that men and women don’t have the same life chances. This problem is worse in London than anywhere in the country, and will worsen further as the Tory cuts start to bite.

“We have to make London’s streets and transport safer for women, help pull women and their children out of poverty, improve jobs training, and get more women into jobs as representatives. Boris isn’t interested in this.”

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London Adult Entertainment: Belle De Jour’s Guide to Men

September 2nd, 2010 | London adult entertainment | No comments

Belle de Jour is a woman who’s met men of every conceivable type. She knows what they want, and how to give it to them. And outside the one-hour appointments, she’s also had her heart broken, picked herself back up, put on another stunning pair of shoes and carried on – so she knows a thing or two about love as well as sex. So sit back, relax and listen to what your friends are too polite to tell you. About when you need or want a man, and when you damn well don’t. Whether you want to find men, lure them, ditch them, hitch them – here’s the lowdown. Funny, surprising and always entertaining, BELLE DE JOUR’S GUIDE TO MEN is must-have reading for every woman out there.
About the Author
Belle de Jour rose to prominence with her award winning blog about her life as a London call girl. Her diaries, The Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl and The Further Adv …

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