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London Strip Clubs: Bank Prepares To Leave – Only £5 Notes Left

candy — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:13:01 +0000

Now that the Government’s independent banking commission is looking at reform in the industry, banking giant HSBC has announced that it intends to increasingly replace £20 Notes with the smaller £5 denomination as it runs down stocks of the banknote prior to leaving its London HQ.
Stuart Gulliver, head of the firm’s investment banking division, warned a banking conference of the decision to move out of its London HQ, and it is possible that its on the basis that the Government is looking to rescue the UK from the financial ruins of the Labour Government and the idiot bankers who pilfered the poplulations money away on champagne and strippers.
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In associate news; City of London’s commercial estate agents are currently chilling their own champagne as HSBC occupies the largest skyscraper in Canary Wharf, which will earn them a large commission which they can then splash in Stringfellow’s and Spearmint Rhino.

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London Strip Clubs: Alex is busty on her birthday

candy — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:36:45 +0000

ALEXANDRA BURKE looked like DANNY CIPRIANI was the last thing on her mind as she celebrated her birthday in style.
The singer, who turned 22, lapped up the attention at a glitzy affair at Kensington Roof Gardens in London.
“Party time!!!!” she tweeted as she arrived at the exclusive West London venue.
She wore an eye-popping pink dress that put her ample cleavage on full display.
The singer, who famously sang about falling for Bad Boys, was left cold after her snogging partner was caught getting cosy with a former stripper.
I revealed yesterday that the rugby player got up close and personal with X Factor reject AMIE BUCK at London nightclub Vendome.
Alex and Danny, who hooked up earlier this month at Chinawhite nightclub, were flirting up a storm just last weekend at V Festival.

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London Strip Clubs: Study finds quarter of UK lap dancers have degrees

candy — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:36:44 +0000

LONDON |
Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:36pm BST
LONDON (Reuters Life!) – One in four women who works as a lap dancer in Britain has a university degree and the majority of those involved in the industry enjoy their work, earning up to 48,000 pounds ($74,500) a year, academic research has found.
Rather than being pressured or forced into the job, researchers from the University of Leeds discovered that many women had chosen to get into lap dancing for the money or because it fitted in with their main careers.
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The study comes as lap dancing clubs in Britain face tighter restrictions following a change in the law by the previous Labour government which gave councils the right to demand that all strip clubs apply for a sex establishment license.

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London Adult Entertainment: Billy the Kid’s Old Timey Oddities and the Ghastly Fiend of London #1

player — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 23:37:40 +0000

The world believes the notorious outlaw Billy the Kid was killed by Pat Garrett, but in reality the Kid is very much alive, the hired gun of Fineas Sproule’s traveling spectacle of biological curiosities–or “freaks,” as Billy calls them. In their latest adventure, Billy and crew confront their most vicious challenge yet: Jack the Ripper!
In London to visit a true Elephant Man, Billy, Sproule, and the company learn about the Whitechapel murders and the fact that disfigured people are being blamed for the killings and targeted for mob justice. As the group applies themselves to the case, Sproule looks for information at every bar in the city, while Billy tags along to drink whisky and flirt with prostitutes at each one-which might be a better way to find the Ripper than he realizes.

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London Adult Entertainment: Coalition cuts amount to ‘war on equality’ says Ken Livingstone

player — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 23:37:38 +0000

London mayoral hopeful Ken Livingstone has accused the government of declaring “a war on equality” as he published a report showing that women in London are paying twice as much as men for the government’s cuts in public spending.
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This will include appointing an equalities adviser to work across the GLA, a kite mark for businesses that carry out equal pay audits and a drive to reduce prostitution and sex trafficking in the runup to the Olympics.
King, a former MP for Bethnal Green and Bow, said: “There’s a mountain of evidence to show that men and women don’t have the same life chances. This problem is worse in London than anywhere in the country, and will worsen further as the Tory cuts start to bite.
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“We have to make London’s streets and transport safer for women, help pull women and their children out of poverty, improve jobs training, and get more women into jobs as representatives. Boris isn’t interested in this.”

See the full article from “The Guardian”

London Adult Entertainment: Belle De Jour’s Guide to Men

player — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:50:02 +0000

Belle de Jour is a woman who’s met men of every conceivable type. She knows what they want, and how to give it to them. And outside the one-hour appointments, she’s also had her heart broken, picked herself back up, put on another stunning pair of shoes and carried on – so she knows a thing or two about love as well as sex. So sit back, relax and listen to what your friends are too polite to tell you. About when you need or want a man, and when you damn well don’t. Whether you want to find men, lure them, ditch them, hitch them – here’s the lowdown. Funny, surprising and always entertaining, BELLE DE JOUR’S GUIDE TO MEN is must-have reading for every woman out there.
About the Author
Belle de Jour rose to prominence with her award winning blog about her life as a London call girl. Her diaries, The Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl and The Further Adv …

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London Adult Entertainment: West Harrow woman, 68, charged with trafficking Tanzanian "slave"

player — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:50:01 +0000

West Harrow woman, 68, charged with trafficking Tanzanian “slave”
Sep 2 2010 By Ian Proctor
A SUSPECTED people trafficker from West Harrow is to face magistrates concerning a Tanzanian woman who was removed from a Harrow home earlier this year.
Saeeda Khan, 68, of Whitmore Road, will appear before City of Westminster Magistrates’ Court on Monday September 13 in relation to a Metropolitan Police operation on February 11 in which the alleged victim, an African woman aged 46 at the time, was rescued from a house somewhere in the borough by officers from the force’s Trafficking and Prostitution Unit.
They were acting on a tip-off from a charity working with trafficking victims and the Tanzanian was taken into the care of another charitable organisation.
The charge against Khan of trafficking people for exploitation was brought under section 4 of the Asylum and Immigration Act 2004 which says a person is exploited if they are “the victim of behaviour that contravenes Article 4 of the Human Rights Convention [concerning] slavery and forced labour”.

See the full article from “Harrow Observer”

London Adult Entertainment: Simon Cowell States That Chloe Mafia Will Not Be Banned From X-Factor Simply …

player — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:49:59 +0000

LONDON – The CEO of 19th Hole Productions Simon Cowell has made it abundantly clear that he has no intention of banning Chloe Mafia from participating in his reality show X-Factor simply because she is a known prostitute.
According to Miss Mafia, she is a professional lady of the evening who makes £160 an hour [$247 U.S.].
Cowell said that several of the X-Factor contestants have personally asked him to remove her from competing on the show.
Simon has firmly said that he will have no part of asking her to drop out of the competition. He said it isn’t as if she has hurt someone, robbed a bank, or gone into Buckingham Palace and walked off with an expensive chair.
Cowell said that some of her fellow contestants are simply jealous because she has found a way to make a good living.

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London Adult Entertainment: Asharq Al-Awsat Talks with Taliban Spokesman Mullah Qari Yousef Ahmadi

player — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:25:56 +0000

London, Asharq Al-Awsat-In an exclusive interview with Asharq Al-Awsat, the Taliban’s media spokesman, Mullah Qari Yousef Ahmadi, highlights what he described as a psychological war that is being waged in the western media against the Taliban. Mullah Ahmadi admitted that it was Taliban judges that passed the sentence to stone to death the adulterers in the Imam Sahib District in northern Afghanistan. He also said that the disfigurement of the nose of “Aisha the Afghan” whose photo appeared on the cover of the “Time magazine” and world newspapers was the worst propaganda against the movement although it was her husband who carried out the disfigurement and not his men.
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[Asharq Al-Awsat] What is your opinion on the rampant corruption that is gnawing the bones of the country and of those corrupt Afghan businessmen and men of influence that we see in Dubai and London?

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London Adult Entertainment: When will Bollywood offer a realistic portrayal of relationships?

player — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:25:54 +0000

Bollywood rarely treats sex and relationships with any honesty, so I was intrigued to see two films that tackle these subjects at the Indian Film Festival of London last weekend.
The first, Mr Singh Mrs Mehta, was a dreary attempt at French-style arthouse with lots of moody silences, depicting the love affair that develops between the titular characters after they find out their respective spouses are cheating with each other.
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Halfway through the movie, what appears to be a boring family saga cuts to what looks like a Roman orgy with pole-dancing transvestites and semi-naked young men grinding their hips together on the dancefloor. Here we meet a wannabe actor and prostitute, played by Kapil Sharma, who we see perform oral sex on an old man before becoming the object of Ashley’s affections after they go on a blind date.

See the full article from “The Guardian (blog)”