… Then it was a case of asking someone to drive a car into an airport in Scotland whilst setting themselves on fire – something even a retard could manage – but still they failed.”
“And now we have people who can’t even set fire to themselves on a plane after a month of training.”
Next phase
Connolly continued by suggesting that the next series of attacks could be almost comical in their ineffectiveness.
“Honestly, it’s quite possible the next attack will involve a big paper bag and a loud shout of ‘BANG’”
“It’s a doomed strategy on Al Qaeda’s part anyway, I mean, can you really trust someone who is motivated by the promise of sexual favours in the afterlife?”
“What if Christianity made them a better offer? Say one-hundred virgins in Heaven, and a roll around with a prostitute in the nearest motel?”
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