And his ball and chain was actually working for a living, as opposed to lazing about with her legs open. As a librarian, she was doing far more good for herself and the town then she ever had for George.
It was also nice to see that the old fool who had boxed his bad ear when he was a kid had got his due. And that he no longer had a bad ear, for not having had to save his idiot brother.
And coolest of all, Violet was no longer just a flirt and a tease, but a bona-fide prostitute. This would afford a now single George the opportunity to do a lot more than dream of running through the hills barefooted with her, or accepting chaste kisses on the cheek after bailing her out again!

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