It transpires M&S ready-made meals can be purchased using my voucher. That’s three dinners taken care of. Thank you, Eileen.
3 VISIT THE BANK
This is not a glorious moment in my life. I wonder if, when I leave, the cashiers will giggle among themselves about the latter-day Caligula who, just a fortnight ago, splashed out on an unscheduled skiing trip, and is reduced to withdrawing €7.14 so he can buy a sandwich. Yes, quite possibly they might.
4 SELL STUFF
Many of the suggestions I’m getting on Twitter are going into a pile marked “It hasn’t quite come to that yet, thanks”. These include: donating blood (“You get crisps, biscuits and sambos,” advises Rebecca Mills); donating sperm; volunteering for paid medical tests (“My brother did them in Belfast,” confides one user); and, perhaps inevitably, prostitution.
See the full article from “Irish Times”
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