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Drop-dead gorgeous actress Deepika Padukone has finally concluded that she is not yet ready to abandon her huge Bollywood career for the bright lights of London’s Soho.
An offer to appear at the famous ‘Naked City’ club in Greek Street was delivered to her over a month ago. Deepika was told that the Naked City was bang in the centre of London’s Theatreland and within walking distance of both The Royal Opera House and the Theatre Royal in Drury Lane.
The famous statue of David Garrick was within sneezing distance of the ‘Naked City’ and theatrical haunts such as Joe Allen’s and Big Alf’s Massage Parlour would be offering her free membership.
Deepika has thought long and hard about this fabulous offer. She’s never been to London so had no idea what these places were really like or where exactly they were located. But the chance to do theatre at ‘The Naked City’ was indeed tempting, even for a film star whose latest movie ‘Karthik Calling Karthik’ is just about to be released.

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